Kannada Slang Blog-2


 
Lo Umesha, neen yako `Tagalakkonde’ ee slannada blog ge! Illi barovru

ella "Shudham Piti Piti’. En ellaru naan `Underground’ hogidde andu

kondu bittra? Vaapas bandddini, nimmelara "thale thinnoke". Eh idu

gnaapaka idaya, ninge? Maths exam nalli aa dhadiya `chotthe’ nanna

maga, ` cheeti’ thogondu bandu sikkakondiddu? "goobe" nanna maga,

meshtru alle pakkadalli ninth kondidru cheeti inda "achchu’ illisakke

hoda! "tagad’ nan maganige swalpanu buddhi odalilla! Aa "patti"

ilisiddru, konegu, "dumki" hodeda!

Ad Sari, aa `Bomman’ nanna maga sikkidna? Avan elli sikkthane,

bari "maal" galna "patais" thiruthane! Navella avanu nododikke

thumba chennagiddane antha `ubbisbittre’ saku, nanna maga "mara

hatthi bidovnu" Avana jothe a `Chamcha’ nanna maga, Seena bere,

avaribbaru serikondu, a `dakota’ gaadili, doubles hodekonde, maha

chulu "giraki" galu. Ond dina `Maavana manege’ hogtharu nodu. Alli

summane irthara aa thigane nan makkalu, `Bhaid, Bhaid" antha

kottu, `aeroplanu’ hatthisthare! Aagali, aa `Ghushlu" nanna makkalige.

Namma mane hatthira obba Ali antha idda gnaapaka idaya? Yaaru

aa "Saabina"? Uu Aveneno! En `Tubelight’ lo neenu. Adeno, aa’ KD’

nanna maga! Ondu Sali Rama, namma mane hatthira iro hudgi

jothe`Kirik’ maadidakke bandu sariyagi "fitting" maadiddu?

Aa `chinnalke’ nanna maga adenu `Takat’ ittidnoppa.

Lo, Seena, "Katte’hatthira cricket aadovaaga, aa `Thengu’ nanna

maga "pinda’ haakthiddidu? Avana bowlinge adokke aagthiralillappa.

Namma Ramu nu sari, sakkath `Thooth bidovnu’ Avanu namma side alli

iddare, `guarantee’ solthiddivi. Ondu ondu Sali `Pitch Catchu’ ad

thidvi, gnaapaka ideya? Avanu sari "pakka’ `Kolte’ nanna maga, hengo

maadi ondu ippathu runnu madovnu! Best andare namma "lodde" guru!

Adenu stylamma. Sakkathagi adovnu, "bezaan" match geliisthidda!

Summane `Chacchovnu’, yaar bowlinge aagali.

Lo Kirana, namma classnalli idda Ranina nodidde kano recentaagi!,

Adeno, sakkath `Ghingchak" agi barovllalva, avaLe. En guru

inna `Mast’ agi iddaLe! But chennagi "Maska" hodidlu, aadare

naanenu "pekkara" alla `Matta’ haakiskolloke! Adirali, ninnu swalpa

vichariskondlu, estadru, avalanna nodidre ninge sakkathagi "Nigrodu"

allva! Olle `Party’ no lo neenu, sakkath `jamaaisthidde’ avala

company li!

Ondu Sali naanu neenu a `Dabba’ Gaadili hogbekadre, innondu fiat

carige, `muthikkiddu’ gnaapaka ideya? Adyake gnaapaka irolla! Alle

idda `maama’ nanna maga bandu, kasella `Bolisiddu’?

Sakkath `Hajaamath’ guru avathu!

Ondu Sali `Charo’ block nalli nadkondu hogthiddaga, obba `Juttu’

nanna maga `Awaaz’ hakiddu, gnaapaka ideya. Enikke andare, avana kaal

mele ondu chuuru thuladidakke! Avana jothe inobba `Chigar’ nanna

maga, avanu nammele "awaaz’ hakoddakke start maadbitta! Alle thaane

neenu avanige, "Don’t worry madkobedi saar" antha heLi allinda "jaaga

Khali madiddu".

Ondu dina gnaapaka idaya en ayithu antha? Aa `Korma’ nanna maga,

Chechu, neevella Gandhi bazaar Arya Bhavan ge 2 gantege banni, alli

dose kodistini antha karidbittu, avanu barale illa! Aamele keLidakke,

summane nimage ella "topi" haakodikke hange madiddu antha heLoda!

Adakke naavenu maadidvi gnaapaka idaya? Onderadu thingalaada mele,

avanna Vidyarthi Bhavan karedukondu hogi, chennagi naalku jana dose

thindu, avanu kai tholakollake antha hodaaga eddu allinda "parari’

Aagiddu! Sikkapatte maja ithu aavathu, aa "gulle mari" nanna maganige

paaTha kalisiddu! Paapa, sakkathagi Kaasu kuyiskonda, bill kat bittu!

Lo Umesha neenu sakkath "burude" bidthiyo lo! Eevathu Trigonometry

class ide antha heLibittu, summane college karisbittiya?

Naaneno `Araamagi" noon show ge hogana antha idde! Eh, Satyam, Sivam

Sundaram guru, Zeenie baby sakkath "Show" kodthaLanthe! Naale

Trigonometry class iddaru, adakke `Goli" hodithini. Mid term exam

thaane, "damaar" aadaru chinthe illa! Aa mestrige swalpa "thale

sowribittu", sorry sir andubidthini. Finals nalli maatra, Chennagi

maadidre saaku…

Adirali, en ivathu "Nataraja" servicea? Elli hoyithu

ninna "Chevrolettu"? Illamma ivathu, cycle nalli bartha iddare,

avanigyarigo dikki hodedubitte. Aa nanna maga cycle ninda iLidu,

nanna hatthira bandu, eh eno "mai sariyagi ilva" antha heLida,

adakke, naanu, eh hogole ninna mai sari ilva antha andu bitte! Kotta

nodu sariyagi nange, amele nanna cycle thogondu, `blow’ bitchi bitta,

mud guardna bend madibitta! Adakke alli Jayaram cycle shop nalli

repairy bittiddini. Nannge sakkath "latthe" hodedide antha kaanuthe,

monne ella sakkath kharchu maadide, thirugaa ivathu.. Namma appa

manege hoda mele bend ethi break haakthare!

Konege, slannada, baredu baredu, Phani `Mental’ Agibitta! En en

baithare gotha namma PUC classmatesu? "Gaamad’ nanna maga, "Guggu"

Nanna Maga, "loose" nanna maga, innu enono anniskolla beku! Saakappa,

illinda first "ticket" thogolthini! Aadare manege hodare innu

bayiskobeku, nanna `Hendru’ baayinda! Beeso donne tapputhe antha

manege hodre alli innonthara "Classu"!

Phani sakkath "Tin Katt thane" En maadodu, kelasavillada Kumbhara….

 
Chidananda Rupah Shivoham, Shivoham!!!
 
-Phanibhushana
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